Insanity Thy Name is Vixie: Chapter 1- The Insanity Begins

Welcome to the first official chapter of Insanity Thy name is Vixie- A 100 Baby Challenge. And here is our lovely Momma to be Vixie!<br>

Vixie what’s wrong?

Vixie: “What was I supposed to be doing again?”

Ah, yes absent minded as ever.

Vixie: “Who are you calling absent minded?!?!”

Chill out Vixie I swear if I didn’t know better you had hot-headed as a trait.

Anyways I send Vixie over to meet the new men in town. Hope one of them can see past her oddness and make a baby with her.

Upon arriving Vixie decides to do this.

Vixie: “NNNNAAAAEEEHHH I’m a horsey”
*Face palm* I’m just glad she hadn’t made it to the door yet before she did this.

When she finally made it to the door she was greeted by this fella.

Vixie: “Ello I Vixie! … You have a bugger hanging out your nose let me get that!”

*sigh* Vixie that is no way to greet someone that may father your child.

Ty: “Ummm… no thank you Vixie I’ll get it. By the way I’m Ty.”

He then proceeds to invite her inside.

Oooo ain’t he a cutie! I hope he makes pretty babies! (Download Here)

So he starts flirting with her before I even get the chance to tell her to, must be a good sign that he wasn’t bothered by the booger incident.

Awww how sweet she gave him flowers though she kinda looks creepy watching him smell them.

Which won her a kiss

Vixie: “Let’s go make a baby” *Wiggles eyebrows*

Ty: “Heck Yes!”

Everyone walks away happy… or at least Vixie does.

So after her fun I see that she is hungry and tired and send her home.

Vixie: “I know Mr. Microwave I sleepy too but hurry up and make my dinner!”

Vixie: *Chokes* “Mr. Microwave! Why you no cook my food all the way!?!?”

Yes Vixie yell at the Microwave like it really is going to change anything.

So after a nice undercooked meal I send her off to bed where she decides to dream about Ty, ain’t that sweet!

Vixie: “Ty… you’re rubbish Mr. Microwave can too tell the future…. Zzzz”

At this point I realized that I still have the 1 day pregnancy mod in. Well the next baby won’t come so fast because I’ve not removed it.

Vixie: “Hello in there my little puppy… I don’t remember eating you.”

Vixie that’s a baby not a puppy and you don’t eat them to get in your belly.

Vixie: “I think the puppy wants out!”

Nope you just got morning sickness sweetie, you’ll get used to it.

So in the morning I send her down to make breakfast… what we having Vixie?

Vixie: “Waffles!”

Do you think that’s a good idea you have NO cooking skill why not just have cereal or something.

Vixie: “No…”

Not only does she burn the waffles she also burns her finger.

Vixie: “I’m pregnant I shouldn’t have to put up with this!”

Hey I told you to eat cereal.

The first thing she wished for was to read a pregnancy book. Since she has some money and will need them again I send her down to the book store so she can by one and a book for the baby.

She then sits down and to read it. She is then joined by this handsome fella. (Spoiler he is gonna be Daddy #3)

Tired and hungry again I send her home where she meets this raccoon.

Vixie: “I’m going to make a potion and turn him into a real boy.”

Racoon: “I don’t think so lady and just for that I’m going to go attack your garbage can.”

Nice going Vixie.

Vixie: “I think I shall call you Foxie once I change you.”

Where did the water come from?

Oh I know now.

Vixie: “Puppy no like the raccoon its biting my tummy.”

No you’re in LABOR

Vixie: “No like make it go away. MAKE IT GO AWAY!”

I took pity on her and sent her to the hospital

Vixie that made no sence you put your baby in the stroller walk to the side of the road than get in a taxi.

Vixie: “I’m just good like that.”

*face-palm* Whatever you say Vix.

Introducing little Rumor Glenn named after the daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. She had Genius locked in and was rolled the Heavy Sleeper trait. I hope she is smarter than her mother.

Vixie: “I heard that!”

Her favorites are Hip Hop, Autumn Salad and Lime.