Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Chapter 2: Scarred for Life

Welcome back to another ‘Exciting’ update of Insanity Thy Name is Vixie- A 100BC!

Last time you met our lovely Momma Vixie, saw how nuts she was and got to see the newest edition to the family, little Rumor Glenn.
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WHAT THE HECK?!?! STOP PLAYING WITH JELLY BEAN AND GET AWAY FROM THE EDGE OF THE STAIRS! WHERE THE HECK IS YOUR MOTHER?!?!
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Oh she is downstairs fixing the sink she just broke, figures.

Vix stop working on that and GET UPSTAIR AND GET RUMOR AWAY FROM THE EDGE OF THE STAIRS!!!

Vixie: “In a minute got to fix leak before the octopi come take over the house.”
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When Vixie FINALLY got done protecting the house from the octopi she rescues Rumor from the edge of the stairs works on teaching her to talk.

Vixie: “Say divorce, Rumor, that’s what mommy is going to cause to a lot of people when you get brothers and sisters.”

Oh nice Vixie teach your daughter that you’re a home wrecker.

Rumor Glenn: “DIVORCE!”
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Well that’s interesting Vix.

Vix: “Yep I know I call it Octopus Attack”

Well that’s nice but I’m selling it, YEY $2.
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So it was getting close to Rumor’s b-day and Vixie rolled the wish to throw her a party and I figured why not maybe daddy #2 will show up instead of making up excuses not to come over.
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Wow Vix nice outfit for a CASUAL party you’re SO going to upstage your daughter, not that you mind.
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So all the guest arrive can you guess what these two are looking at?
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If you guess Vixie your right! I told you that you were going to upstage your daughter.

Vix: “What are you talking about? This is what I was supposed to wear just no one else got it right.”

If you say so why don’t you go get Rumor so we can get this part over with.
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Vix: “CCCCCAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEE!!!!!!”

*Face-Palm*
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Rumor grew up to be so cute! So much better than what she looked like at a toddler. Surprizingly she grew up well enough that I got to roll her trait. So now Rumor Glenn is a Genius, Heavy Sleeper who Loves the Outdoors.

Ummm why is Vixie’s butt ruining the picture of Rumor? Vix what the heck are you doing?
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AGAIN?!?! Seriously you are NOT a house you’re going to scare poor Rumor for life and chase away the next daddy to be.
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Vixie: “Woof Woof Woof! My little puppy grew up ain’t she cute I sooo proud!”

Luke: “Ummm that’s great…”
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Luke: “You know besides you being completely nuts your very cute and my heart beats crazily over your sillyness.”

Zane: “What a corny line she’ll never fall for that.”
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Zane: “Can’t believe that she fell for that… that should so be me.”
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So this ends an interesting chapter of Insanity Thy Name is Vixie!

Next time: Will there be more babies? Did the incident at the party scar Rumor and make her resent her mother? Tune in next time for the answers for all these questions and more.

PS: Sorry there was not many pics of Rumor as a toddler but she scared me.

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