Chapter 3: Creepy IF

Last time on Insanity Thy Name is Vixie Rumor grew up and Vixie… well she was her crazy self.

We will start this chapter off with Rumor Glenn playing with Jelly Bean behind the bar.

Rumor: “Jelly Bean you and me are the only normal ones in this house.”

That may be true right now but where is your mom?

Ah making kissy faces at a new man aka Daddy #2

Everyone meet Luke Beccerra, he aint to bad looking.

Without much effort on her part, Vixie gets Luke to help make baby #2

Luke sure don’t mind being used, he leaves extremely happy.

The next day is Rumor’s first day of school. Have a good day sweetie!

Rumor: “I don’t want to go…”

Too bad you have to go so slap a smile on your face.

So nothing interesting happened while Rumor was away, all Vixie did was paint.

So how did school go?

Rumor: “I don’t want to talk about it…”

Okay then.

After doing her homework, Rumor went upstairs to play in the submarine in her bathtub, of course Jelly Bean followed as he don’t know what personal space means.

Jelly Bean: “RRRRUUUUMMMMOOOORRRR GGGGLLLLEEEENNNNNNNN”

Creepy Jelly Bean is creepy

Guess who woke up pregnant! Baby #2 is on its way.

So this is how the Stover family spends their Saturday. Vixie paints, JB criticizes Vixie’s painting, and Rumor stuffs her face in a piece of cake. Yep, very normal for this family.

And Vixie finishes her second painting. Aww that’s sweet it’s in Rumor’s favorite color did you paint it to say sorry for messing up her birthday party?

Vix: “Nope! I call this Octopi Attack 14.36”

*Sigh* Moving on

Then she painted this I really liked it so we kept it… look at the belly!!!

I decided to let her do what she wants and she goes and breaks the TV as soon as she turns it on… I have a feeling this is going to happen a lot *sigh*

Awww anonyms hugs it’s so dang sweet.

Rumor: “I love you, mom, even if you broke the TV as soon as you sat down.”

Vixie: “I love you too my puppy.”

For the last time SHE IS NOT A PUPPY!

Vixie: “It HURTS!”

Ah another late night birth.

Vixie: “Hospital please!”

Nope sorry home birth for you because Rumor is sleeping.

Vixie: “NOT FAIR!!!”

Welcome Sparrow James Midnight, Sparrow James for short since it wouldn’t fit in the name bar. The real Sparrow James Midnight is the son of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. Since Vixie’s pregnancy went so well that I got to pick both of Sparrow’s traits, they are Grumpy and Virtuoso. His favorites are Hip Hop, Grilled Salmon and Pink.

While aging Sparrow James into a toddler Vixie gets into a fight with her hand.

And apparently her hand wants to choke her…. Figures.

To end this chapter I share a super cute Sparrow James.