Chapter 4: Mother like Daughter

Welcome back sorry for the delay on a chapter hope you enjoy this one.

Last time Rumor Glenn was an adorable little girl, Vixie made her move on daddy #2, and then had the cutie Sparrow James Midnight.


Well hello Sparrow!

Sparrow: “Hi waddy guess wat momma say we haven’ party!”

Yep that’s right a little miss someone is having a birthday!

And everyone made it this time and Rumor’s daddy is actually watching her unlike last time.

Vixie: “Go baby go mommy is so proud.”

Ty: “Haha your gonna grow up funny looking!”

TY DON’T TALK TO YOUR DAUGHTER LIKE THAT

Rumor: “I hope to grow up pretty and Jelly Bean will be real.”

Oooookay so she is not the prettiest girl but she will do. Rumor grew up with the shy trait, no wonder she wants Jelly Bean to be real she is already friends with him.

Rumor: “He was right I did grow up funny looking.” *sigh* “I hate you.”

What’s wrong Vixie did you lose a fight with your hand again?

Vixie: “Yes, yes I did but that’s not why I’m sad.”

Then why?

Vixie: “My puppy is pretty much all grown up.”

Vixie: “Yes there’s cake!”

And she got over it quick and even in front of daddy #3 now quit dancing and make your move.


For once she did what I asked.

Daddy #3 Zane Spears

Was that a lullaby I heard?

Now that she is a teen, Rumor spends a lot of time with little Sparrow.

Rumor: “Night Sparrow. I love you little brother.”

She is a great big sister I so proud of her.

The next morning Vixie lets Sparrow out of his crib and this is where I find him. Just like his sister at the top of the stairs with no Vixie in sight.

This is where I find her pretending to know what she is doing.

Serves you right now get upstairs and save your son before he falls down the stairs.

Vixie: “Burnt skin I gonna be sick.”

Morning sickness gotta love it.

Sparrow: “Do I really have to learn to talk now?”

Yes you do Sparrow you’re going to be aging up soon so you got to.

Sparrow: “But Mommy smells funny.”

I know puke and burnt skin don’t mix. The sooner you get this over with the faster you can get away from her.

Sparrow: *sight* “Fine”

Vixie: “Say laptop. Laptop like that thing mommy wants to steal.”

Sparrow: “Laptop….. Am I done now?”

Nope

I know Rumor hasn’t been shown much this chapter but it’s because she is busy working on making a potion to bring Jelly Bean to life. Yes he does constantly standing there watching her just as creepy as ever.

Guess who popped!

Ah like mother like daughter

Jelly Bean: “She has a nice butt” *grins*

Creepy Jelly Bean very creepy

So that’s all for this chapter I will leave you with a burned Rumor Glenn playing chess with Jelly Bean.


Guess who is getting a pet!

Chapter 3: Creepy IF

Last time on Insanity Thy Name is Vixie Rumor grew up and Vixie… well she was her crazy self.

We will start this chapter off with Rumor Glenn playing with Jelly Bean behind the bar.

Rumor: “Jelly Bean you and me are the only normal ones in this house.”

That may be true right now but where is your mom?

Ah making kissy faces at a new man aka Daddy #2

Everyone meet Luke Beccerra, he aint to bad looking.

Without much effort on her part, Vixie gets Luke to help make baby #2

Luke sure don’t mind being used, he leaves extremely happy.

The next day is Rumor’s first day of school. Have a good day sweetie!

Rumor: “I don’t want to go…”

Too bad you have to go so slap a smile on your face.

So nothing interesting happened while Rumor was away, all Vixie did was paint.

So how did school go?

Rumor: “I don’t want to talk about it…”

Okay then.

After doing her homework, Rumor went upstairs to play in the submarine in her bathtub, of course Jelly Bean followed as he don’t know what personal space means.

Jelly Bean: “RRRRUUUUMMMMOOOORRRR GGGGLLLLEEEENNNNNNNN”

Creepy Jelly Bean is creepy

Guess who woke up pregnant! Baby #2 is on its way.

So this is how the Stover family spends their Saturday. Vixie paints, JB criticizes Vixie’s painting, and Rumor stuffs her face in a piece of cake. Yep, very normal for this family.

And Vixie finishes her second painting. Aww that’s sweet it’s in Rumor’s favorite color did you paint it to say sorry for messing up her birthday party?

Vix: “Nope! I call this Octopi Attack 14.36”

*Sigh* Moving on

Then she painted this I really liked it so we kept it… look at the belly!!!

I decided to let her do what she wants and she goes and breaks the TV as soon as she turns it on… I have a feeling this is going to happen a lot *sigh*

Awww anonyms hugs it’s so dang sweet.

Rumor: “I love you, mom, even if you broke the TV as soon as you sat down.”

Vixie: “I love you too my puppy.”

For the last time SHE IS NOT A PUPPY!

Vixie: “It HURTS!”

Ah another late night birth.

Vixie: “Hospital please!”

Nope sorry home birth for you because Rumor is sleeping.

Vixie: “NOT FAIR!!!”

Welcome Sparrow James Midnight, Sparrow James for short since it wouldn’t fit in the name bar. The real Sparrow James Midnight is the son of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. Since Vixie’s pregnancy went so well that I got to pick both of Sparrow’s traits, they are Grumpy and Virtuoso. His favorites are Hip Hop, Grilled Salmon and Pink.

While aging Sparrow James into a toddler Vixie gets into a fight with her hand.

And apparently her hand wants to choke her…. Figures.

To end this chapter I share a super cute Sparrow James. 

Chapter 2: Scarred for Life

Welcome back to another ‘Exciting’ update of Insanity Thy Name is Vixie- A 100BC!

Last time you met our lovely Momma Vixie, saw how nuts she was and got to see the newest edition to the family, little Rumor Glenn.

WHAT THE HECK?!?! STOP PLAYING WITH JELLY BEAN AND GET AWAY FROM THE EDGE OF THE STAIRS! WHERE THE HECK IS YOUR MOTHER?!?!

Oh she is downstairs fixing the sink she just broke, figures.

Vix stop working on that and GET UPSTAIR AND GET RUMOR AWAY FROM THE EDGE OF THE STAIRS!!!

Vixie: “In a minute got to fix leak before the octopi come take over the house.”

When Vixie FINALLY got done protecting the house from the octopi she rescues Rumor from the edge of the stairs works on teaching her to talk.

Vixie: “Say divorce, Rumor, that’s what mommy is going to cause to a lot of people when you get brothers and sisters.”

Oh nice Vixie teach your daughter that you’re a home wrecker.

Rumor Glenn: “DIVORCE!”

Well that’s interesting Vix.

Vix: “Yep I know I call it Octopus Attack”

Well that’s nice but I’m selling it, YEY $2.

So it was getting close to Rumor’s b-day and Vixie rolled the wish to throw her a party and I figured why not maybe daddy #2 will show up instead of making up excuses not to come over.

Wow Vix nice outfit for a CASUAL party you’re SO going to upstage your daughter, not that you mind.

So all the guest arrive can you guess what these two are looking at?

If you guess Vixie your right! I told you that you were going to upstage your daughter.

Vix: “What are you talking about? This is what I was supposed to wear just no one else got it right.”

If you say so why don’t you go get Rumor so we can get this part over with.

Vix: “CCCCCAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEE!!!!!!”

*Face-Palm*

Rumor grew up to be so cute! So much better than what she looked like at a toddler. Surprizingly she grew up well enough that I got to roll her trait. So now Rumor Glenn is a Genius, Heavy Sleeper who Loves the Outdoors.

Ummm why is Vixie’s butt ruining the picture of Rumor? Vix what the heck are you doing?

AGAIN?!?! Seriously you are NOT a house you’re going to scare poor Rumor for life and chase away the next daddy to be.

Vixie: “Woof Woof Woof! My little puppy grew up ain’t she cute I sooo proud!”

Luke: “Ummm that’s great…”

Luke: “You know besides you being completely nuts your very cute and my heart beats crazily over your sillyness.”

Zane: “What a corny line she’ll never fall for that.”

Zane: “Can’t believe that she fell for that… that should so be me.”

So this ends an interesting chapter of Insanity Thy Name is Vixie!

Next time: Will there be more babies? Did the incident at the party scar Rumor and make her resent her mother? Tune in next time for the answers for all these questions and more.

PS: Sorry there was not many pics of Rumor as a toddler but she scared me.